Where are most fish found ?

Between the head and the tail !

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Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

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What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?

He Apollo-gized.

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Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall?

Damn"

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What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!