Where are most fish found ?

Between the head and the tail !

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Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

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What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend?

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge

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What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

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What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.