Where are most fish found ?

Between the head and the tail !

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Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

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What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.