What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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What is a sea monster's favorite dish?

A: Fish and ships.

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

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What TV game show do fish like best?

Name that tuna!

What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

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What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

What's for dinner, mom?

Cannibal kids: "What's for dinner Mom "

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How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.