What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

Who's there ! Anka ! Anka who ?

Anka the ship !

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner?

Lettuce prey"

What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

Sea Monster Jokes More Sea Monster Jokes

How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.