What fish only swims at night ?

A starfish !

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Who satisfies earth the most?

Sun. Because the sun goes down every night.

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

Starfish Jokes More Starfish Jokes

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

What fish only swims at night ?

A starfish !