What fish only swims at night ?

A starfish !

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What TV game show do fish like best?

Name that tuna!

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

What did the egg say to the boiler water?

It might take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid last night.

Starfish Jokes More Starfish Jokes

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

What fish only swims at night ?

A starfish !