What fish only swims at night ?

A starfish !

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What is a pirates favourite part of a fish?

The aye

What does a Frog use to fish with?

A TAD POLE.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin

Starfish Jokes More Starfish Jokes

What fish only swims at night ?

A starfish !

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.