What fish only swims at night ?

A starfish !

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

What fish do road-menders use ?

Pneumatic krill !

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why do squirrels swim on their back?

To keep their nuts dry.

Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Starfish Jokes More Starfish Jokes

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

What fish only swims at night ?

A starfish !