How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What's the difference between sin and shame?

It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out."

What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.