How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

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How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

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How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

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How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

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What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.