How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

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What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors?

Monk key

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.