How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

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How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

How many babies does it take to open a door?

Depends how hard you throw them.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

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Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile