How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Who's there ! Belle ! Belle who ?

Belle-t up and open this door !

Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ?

Adore stands between us open up !

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

Why shouldn't white people swim?

Crackers get soggy when wet.