How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

How many babies does it take to open a door?

Depends how hard you throw them.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!