How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan.

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Who's There -Panther -Panther who?

Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!