How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

A: When the door is open.

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant?

When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.