What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

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Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

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What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

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What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.