Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

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What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

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What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.