Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

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What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

Why did the gynecologist take a vacation out of the country?

To study abroad.

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What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.