Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

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Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

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What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.