Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

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What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

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What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.