Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

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Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.