Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

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Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

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How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.