Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

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Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee! I'll see myself out

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.