Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

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When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

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Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.