Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

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Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee! I'll see myself out

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.