Scratching at the inside of his coffin.
You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"
A baby in a microwave
my supply was short.
2nd April. Ha!! April fool!
Fingerprints.
With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside.
Is that you, coffin?
Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.
Cause he's dead.