What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

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What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

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You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

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Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

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Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

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A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

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Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.