What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

Cardboard Box Jokes More Cardboard Box Jokes

How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.