What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

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What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

Cardboard Box Jokes More Cardboard Box Jokes

How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.