What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

What's the difference between zombies?

Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

Cardboard Box Jokes More Cardboard Box Jokes

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.