What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

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What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce?

Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer.

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Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue."

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.