What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

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What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

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What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .

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What color is ice?

Hielo.

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

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What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted?

Aw-burn!