What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

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Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ?

A mouse sandwich !

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

Because icing is not allowed.

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

Redhead Jokes More Redhead Jokes

What do you call it when a redhead goes nuts?

A ginger snap.

Why aren't redheads very good R&ampB singers?

Because they have no soul