What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

Previous Random Joke Next

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum?

With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

Redhead Jokes More Redhead Jokes

What do you call a Redhead who dyes her hair Blonde?

TransGinger

What does a Redhead with a yeast infection like to do in her spare time?

Make Gingerbread