What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

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Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

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Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

What does Batman get in his drink?

Just Ice

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What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted?

Aw-burn!

What do you call it when a redhead goes nuts?

A ginger snap.