How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

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Why are sinks depressed?

People look down on them.

Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

What do you call your grandma on speed dial?

Instragram!

Deserve Jokes More Deserve Jokes

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

Why sacrifice virgins?

Because they've done nothing to deserve it.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

What does batman take in his beverages?

just...ice.

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them