How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ?

it has a blue light !

Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

Why do we have 52,455,865 pictures of Grandma?

my future grandchildren probably

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

Deserve Jokes More Deserve Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What color is ice?

Hielo.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

What's a magazine?

asked every guy under 30.

How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

Please Get Out The Pool"