How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

What do you get when cross-eyed and looking at a solar eclipse?

A solar ellipses...

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What happens when you put your grandma on speedial?

You get Insta-Gram

Why do we have 52,455,865 pictures of Grandma?

my future grandchildren probably

Deserve Jokes More Deserve Jokes

Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: Hahaha

Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why do you have to nuke siberia twice?

The first one is just to break the ice.

What do magistrates have with their water?

Just ice.

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Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.