What's a magazine?

asked every guy under 30.

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What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."

What do you call a guy that never farts in public?

A privet tutor

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What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

Why does internet explorer ask so many questions?

Because it's insecure. It has trust issues.

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How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

Please Get Out The Pool"

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

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What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.