What's a magazine?

asked every guy under 30.

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What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

What can guys call it?

How about bleeding white

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What country are you from?

I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

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How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

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What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.