What country are you from?

I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN

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What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

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What are the people from the country Lesbia called?

Lesbians

What country are the majority of dress pants made?

Khakistan!

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Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher