What country are you from?

I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN

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Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

What are they gonna do?

Ask you to extinguish your celery Doubtful.

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What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink?

A pink carnation.

Which country has the highest number of foolish people?

Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish

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How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

How did I escape Iraq?

Iran