What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

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What's a feminist's least favourite bread?

Gender rolls

What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White?

A panda bear rolling down a hill.

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Who wins the election?

America.

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

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How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

A: The food tastes funny.

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What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

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What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.