What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

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What do pothead barbarians say when 420 rolls around?

420 raze it!

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

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Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

Why doesn't Japan have elections?

I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.

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Why did the clown cross the road?

A: To find his rubber chicken.

Why don't cannibals like clowns?

they taste funny!

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Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

What does a crook see with?

Burglarize

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What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)