What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

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Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What's red and white, red and white, red and white?

Sant rolling off your roof.

How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos?

Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

Crook Jokes More Crook Jokes

What does a crook see with?

Burglarize

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

Fece Jokes More Fece Jokes

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*