What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

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What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

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What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common?

Neither can achieve an election

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What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

A: The food tastes funny.

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Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

What does a crook see with?

Burglarize

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What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.