What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

What do you call a gypsy in a suit?

The defendant

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What's another name for an irrational fear of clowns?

Common sense.

What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

Defense Jokes More Defense Jokes

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!