What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

What do you call a 1,000 pound woman sitting on a bar stool?

A half-ton pickup.

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

Why don't cannibals like clowns?

they taste funny!

How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

Defense Jokes More Defense Jokes

What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.