What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

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What does an arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long?

Polaroids.

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

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What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

What do you call a scouser in a suit?

The defendant.

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Why did the clown wear loud socks?

A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

What do you call a clown that gives you flowers?

A Romantic Jester!

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What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!