What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

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Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

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How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

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What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise."

What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

Where are clowns from?

Chuckleslovakia

Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

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What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

What does Al-Libi use for his defense during his trial?

His alibi.