What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What do you do if a gang of clowns attack you?

Go for the juggler.

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

Defense Jokes More Defense Jokes

What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

What does Al-Libi use for his defense during his trial?

His alibi.