What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

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What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

Where do ghost trains stop?

At devil crossings.

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Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

A: The defendant.

What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

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What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

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What does Al-Libi use for his defense during his trial?

His alibi.

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.