How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

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What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

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How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!