How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

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How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

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What would American Psycho 3 be called if it had Martin Shreli as the lead actor?

American Psycho 3: Pleading the Fifth

How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.