Plead Jokes

How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

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What would American Psycho 3 be called if it had Martin Shreli as the lead actor?

American Psycho 3: Pleading the Fifth

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

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An "A" frame...

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You only need one nail for the frame

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Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

A: The defendant.

How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

What do you call bad filmography in another dimension?

Breaking the fifth wall.

Trial Jokes More Trial Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

Flame Jokes More Flame Jokes

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.