Plead Jokes

How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

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What would American Psycho 3 be called if it had Martin Shreli as the lead actor?

American Psycho 3: Pleading the Fifth

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

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What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

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How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

Flame Jokes More Flame Jokes

Why is Paul Walker and Rihannas new song the same?

They both went up in flames.

What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo?

He got turd degree burns.

Trial Jokes More Trial Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What do you call a picture of Simon Pegg's brother?

JPEG

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!