Plead Jokes

How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

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What would American Psycho 3 be called if it had Martin Shreli as the lead actor?

American Psycho 3: Pleading the Fifth

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

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Why can't you email a picture to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

What do you say when your GIF doesn't work?

You get the picture.

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

What's the difference between Jesus and a framed picture of Jesus?

You only need one nail for the frame

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

A: The defendant.

How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

Trial Jokes More Trial Jokes

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

Flame Jokes More Flame Jokes

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.