Plead Jokes

How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

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What would American Psycho 3 be called if it had Martin Shreli as the lead actor?

American Psycho 3: Pleading the Fifth

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

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How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

Flame Jokes More Flame Jokes

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

Trial Jokes More Trial Jokes

What does Al-Libi use for his defense during his trial?

His alibi.

Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!