Plead Jokes

How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

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What would American Psycho 3 be called if it had Martin Shreli as the lead actor?

American Psycho 3: Pleading the Fifth

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

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What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

A: The defendant.

What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."

Flame Jokes More Flame Jokes

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

How did the artist paint a picture?

A: Easel-y.

What do you call it when an oyster takes a picture of itself?

A shell-fie

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

What's the difference between Jesus and a framed picture of Jesus?

You only need one nail for the frame

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light blulb?

Three Fifths

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

Trial Jokes More Trial Jokes

Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.

What does Al-Libi use for his defense during his trial?

His alibi.