Plead Jokes

How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

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What would American Psycho 3 be called if it had Martin Shreli as the lead actor?

American Psycho 3: Pleading the Fifth

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

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Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light blulb?

Three Fifths

How much alcohol does it take to get a black person drunk?

About three fifths.

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

Flame Jokes More Flame Jokes

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

Trial Jokes More Trial Jokes

Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

What do you call a scouser in a suit?

The defendant.