When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

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How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ?

A triangle has three points

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

Liquor Jokes More Liquor Jokes

What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

How do you make any woman wet?

Liquor

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

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What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ?

A. FireWeb .... of course!

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

What do you call a Muslim man's fifth wife?

Harambae

What would American Psycho 3 be called if it had Martin Shreli as the lead actor?

American Psycho 3: Pleading the Fifth