When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do refugees drink?

Foreignade.

What do black people drink during the Holiday Season?

Nignog

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What is the best way to watch the "Saw" films?

In bits and pieces.

Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

Liquor Jokes More Liquor Jokes

Where's a lesbian's favorite place to shop?

The Liquor store

How do French girls hold their liquor?

By the ears

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane ?

A pilot, of course.

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.