What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

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Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car?

Hood orient

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What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

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Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

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What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

What is it that bats can do but badgers can't?

FLY, YOU FOOLS!