What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!

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What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

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Why did the man with acute bronchitis go on holiday?

Because he had a wee cough

Where do idiots go on holiday?

Twitzerland.

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What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?

A nerd herd!