Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

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Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

Where did the salami go on holiday?

Costa Deli-Sol

What is a rednecks favorite pie during the holidays?

Pump-Kin

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

Tupac Jokes More Tupac Jokes

Why couldn't Biggy or Tupac ever get decent internet on their phones?

They were just 2G's

Who was Tupac married to?

His Thug Wife.

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

What do you call a Rapper who smokes too much?

Tupac-aday

What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton