Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

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Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday?

Cruising on a clipper.

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Who's There?.........9/11.....9/11 Who?

I thought you said you'd never forget...."

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

Tupac Jokes More Tupac Jokes

Who was Tupac married to?

His Thug Wife.

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

What do you call a rapper who masterbates a lot?

Lil Wayne-ker

What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.