Tupac Jokes

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

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Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

What's the worst part about Tupac's new sitcom?

The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)

Why couldn't Biggy or Tupac ever get decent internet on their phones?

They were just 2G's

What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

Who was Tupac married to?

His Thug Wife.

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What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."

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What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

What's the worst part about working in a glory hole?

You only get paid in tips.

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What do you call a man who marries an old ugly and poor woman?

A: Desperate!

Why don't tennis players ever get married?

Because love means nothing to them.

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What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

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What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!

What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards?

Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.

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and "What's a gym "

Why did the bike not go to the gym?

BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D