Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

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Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

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His doughter.

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Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

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Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

What do you call the removal of a fence?

Defence

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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?

Because they're headcases.

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!