Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

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The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

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What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

What did the manager say to his new Chinese intern?

How, are you?

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What do you call the removal of a fence?

Defence

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

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Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?

Because they're headcases.