Pack Jokes

What do you call a pack of 8 Timbits?

A Timbyte

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Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

What do you call a pack of sorority girls who aren't in law school?

Deez hoes ain't lawyers.

Why do white girls only travel in packs of 3's?

Because omg they can't even.

Why Do Sorority Girls Travel In Packs Of 1, 3, 5 or 7?

Because they can't even.

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

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What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?

The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.

What is an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato

What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team?

The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

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How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...

What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.

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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

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What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team?

The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.

Whats the difference between a Pygmy and an Amazon?

Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...

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What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies?

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

Why do grocery stores double-bag everything?

Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong

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What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

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What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

Wolf Jokes More Wolf Jokes

What's the singular form of 'werewolves'?

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