Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

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Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?

A tusky!

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Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

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Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

How do you get a free flight at an airport?

Take the stairs.

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Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.