Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

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Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

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Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

because it provides cavity protection

Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.