Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's similar between an elephant and a plum?

They're both grey except for the plum.

Whose baby was it?

The elephant's!

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team?

The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

Why Do Sorority Girls Travel In Packs Of 1, 3, 5 or 7?

Because they can't even.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport?

Because its a band substance

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...