Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

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How many questions did the politician answer?

9/11

What does 9/11 and cancer have in common?

They were both inside Jobs

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Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

How does an elephant get out of a small car ?

The same way that he got in !

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What is dementia?

I forget

How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

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Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!