Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

String Jokes More String Jokes

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached