Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Who's There?.........9/11.....9/11 Who?

I thought you said you'd never forget...."

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

String Jokes More String Jokes

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.