It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.
STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!
His wife and kids.
He forgot his safe word.
The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper!
Cauliflowers!
By putting flowers on the grave
Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.
It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.
A:('A jump rope')"
Because he was knotty.