What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

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Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

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What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

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What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.