Navy Jokes

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

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Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

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How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

What's a Navy SEAL's least favourite drink?

Canadian Club.

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

What do you call a snail in the Navy?

A Snailor

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What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea?

Billy Ocean

What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

A: Lonely

What's that boy?

An armed robbery on 5th "Timmy's stuck in a well "

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

French Jokes More French Jokes

How did ISIS do on their French exam?

They bombed it...

Why do the French like Easter?

Because it's such a bonne ide.

Flap Jokes More Flap Jokes

What do you call a fanny on a fanny on a fanny?

A block of flaps

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

Link Jokes More Link Jokes

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce