What do fish call a submarine?

Unidentified Floating Object

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

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What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.