What do fish call a submarine?

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

A: Knock on the door.

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.