What do fish call a submarine?

Unidentified Floating Object

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What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

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What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door