What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

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What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?

A lickalottapuss.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

What does Tupperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal

Mustache Jokes More Mustache Jokes

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.