What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

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What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

What the difference between Reddit and other sites?

On some of them you actually have a voat

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What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

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How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out."

What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots?

bunny farts

What's colorless and smells sweet?

Chloroform SHHHH..

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What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store?

Looking for the tight seal

What do a walrus and a ziploc bag have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

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What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

Why do Italian men grow mustaches?

To try to look like their mothers.