What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

Why was the lesbian mad when she got her report card?

Cause she got a D

What's the difference between a lesbian and a straight girl?

Four drinks.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

What have you got on?

I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it."

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

Both looking for a tight seal.

What do a zip lock bag and a walrus have on common?

They both like a tight seal

Mustache Jokes More Mustache Jokes

Why do Italian men grow mustaches?

To try to look like their mothers.

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

A: It matches their mustaches.