What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?

Well-hung.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do fish do when they have cancer?

Nemotherapy

What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What to you call someone with no torso who can't smell?

Nobody knows.

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

What is the difference between a feminist and a walrus?

A walrus has at least two valid points.

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

Mustache Jokes More Mustache Jokes

When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.