What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

What is the difference between an event at the X Games and a sorrority?

One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts

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What do you call a lesbian spy?

Lesbianage.

How do you see lesbian relationships?

I said in HD. They didn't like it...

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What is a sea monster's favorite dish?

A: Fish and ships.

What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

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What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

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What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

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Why do Italian men have mustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.