What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

How do you see lesbian relationships?

I said in HD. They didn't like it...

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel?

A school shooting

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What do old people smell like?

Depends

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

What do a zip lock bag and a walrus have on common?

They both like a tight seal

What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

Mustache Jokes More Mustache Jokes

Why do Italian men have mustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."