What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China?

All the dongs.

How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

What do a walrus and a ziploc bag have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store?

Looking for the tight seal

Mustache Jokes More Mustache Jokes

Why do Irishmen grow mustaches?

So they look like their mothers

Why do Italian men have mustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.