Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?

A wind tunnel.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's the average IQ of a psychopath?

AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why do raindrops like lightning at night?

So they can see where they are going

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

Who's there ! Aardvark ! Aardvark who ?

Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !