Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

A: Her ankles.

What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each other?

An air mattress.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme."

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

How did the blonde die ice-fishing?

A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.