Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

How do blondes like their eggs?

Unfertilized

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?

A: Proofreading.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

How was that racist?

Me: I said "not to be racist" you must be sicker than I thought

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

How does Santa Claus take pictures?

With his North Pole-aroid.

Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!