What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

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How do you know if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a testicle.

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You wave.

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When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

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So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

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What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey