What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?

Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll

How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get someone with downs syndrome out of a tree?

Wave at them.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

How's a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

What's the longest word in English?

smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.

Uniform Jokes More Uniform Jokes

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !