What does it take for a soldier in unif...

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

What did one sea say to the other sea?

Nothing, they just waved.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

Uniform Jokes More Uniform Jokes

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !