What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

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What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

What's the last thing someone wants to hear while blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?

Kappatalism!

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Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!