What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

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Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

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How much money did the bronco have?

Only a buck!

What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!

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Why did the Republican get a sunburn?

Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

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What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

What's a Democrat's favorite genre of music?

Progressive rock.