What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

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What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?

It goes to Twerk!

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they're all screwed.

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

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What's the difference between a Democrat and a Republican?

The election year.

What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...