What's the difference between a Democrat and a Republican?

The election year.

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What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

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What's the difference between a Democrat and a Republican?

The election year.

What's a Democrat's favorite genre of music?

Progressive rock.