What's the difference between a Democrat and a Republican?

The election year.

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What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

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What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!