Democrat Jokes

What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

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Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

What's the difference between a Democrat and a Republican?

The election year.

What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

Why did the Wisconsin democrat cry?

A: He couldn't recall.

What's a Democrat's favorite genre of music?

Progressive rock.

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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A Dairy Heir.

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common?

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They want Gore in 2000.

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

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The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

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Boom

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

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How do you stop a taliban tank ?

Shoot the Guy Pushing it

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