Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)
Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.
A Pastafarian.
Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.
Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.
There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.
A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)
Mickey Moose !
Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*
A Sandy Hook survivor
Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.
Her clam smells like fish!
She outgrew her B shells.
Because "B" shells would be too small!
Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.
Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.
She grew out of her b-shells
