Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)
They 'turnip' their noses.
There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!
They roll their J's.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
ME: I'm not wearing a costume
6-year-old: Because I always win.
Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...
They both have an alge-bra.
Shelfies.
Because "B" shells would be too small!
Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.
Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.
