A Sandy Hook survivor
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Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)
6-year-old: Because I always win.
Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.
Because "B" shells would be too small!
Because B-shells were too small.
Backwards.
Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her
A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!
A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.
Me: With my elbows
I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones
About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.
Formaldehyde
Because a and b shells are too small.
Because she'll let it goooo
Pop music.
They're stuck at C for years
They always get stuck at "C".