How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

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What is the third child's name?

Timothy.

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

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What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

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What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

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Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

How do pirates sing the ABC's?

abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z