How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

yesallwomen

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What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

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Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

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How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.