How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

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What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

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What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor :)

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

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Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !