What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

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What's the one thing a woman wants most in this world?

Nothing, she's fine

Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

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Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

How are you today?

Me: Tim.

What is today's special at Google's employee cafeteria?

Alphabet Soup.

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What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

What is every blonde's ambition?

A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

Old Age Jokes More Old Age Jokes

What are three signs old age?

1. Becoming forgetful

What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.