What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

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What's the one thing a black person will never steal?

Your job.

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I'm not Willie Nelson."

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Because people are dying to get in.

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I accidentally put on the wrong sock today....

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They always get lost at C.

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abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

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What are three signs old age?

1. Becoming forgetful

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"