A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"
Your job.
I'm not Willie Nelson."
Because people are dying to get in.
When you are the villain
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
I accidentally put on the wrong sock today....
Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny.
I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.
E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.
His red wings.
They always get lost at C.
abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z
1. Becoming forgetful