What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

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How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

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What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

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Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today?

Because he didn't have the balls!

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

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Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !

What do insects learn at school ?

Mothmatics !

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How do pirates sing the ABC's?

abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

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What are three signs old age?

1. Becoming forgetful

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"