What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

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What happened to the two gladiator olives?

They were pitted against each other

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Why is Hellen Keller bad at driving?

Because she's dead.

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What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

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What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

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Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

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What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

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What does a cyborg order at a diner?

A Cyborger

What flavor shake did Marty McFly get in the diner during the first Back To the Future movie?

Parkinson's.