What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

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What happens to deposed kings?

They get throne away.

What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

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How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

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What do you call a guy with a shovel?

Doug

What are you guys yelling about?

them: YOU'RE DRIVING

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Who is jay?

and why are they always mocking him

What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

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What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

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What do you get when you cross a dove and a serpent?

A Christian...

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

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Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

What does a cyborg order at a diner?

A Cyborger