What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

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What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing?

They got new fur coats.

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What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore?

Semi-retired.

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How many ways are there to please a guy?

Three way.

What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

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What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

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Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

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Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

Diner Jokes More Diner Jokes

What does a cyborg order at a diner?

A Cyborger

What flavor shake did Marty McFly get in the diner during the first Back To the Future movie?

Parkinson's.