What are you guys yelling about?

them: YOU'RE DRIVING

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

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What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.