What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

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What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

What type of car would the Hamburglar drive?

A Hamburghini.

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Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

Radish Jokes More Radish Jokes

Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.