What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

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What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

How many words can you type a minute?

ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle

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What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

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What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.