Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

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How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play

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Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

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What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish