Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

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What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

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What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.