Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

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Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

Why was the blond excited when she finished her puzzle after 6 months?

Because the box said 2-4 years!

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

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What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish