Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

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What did the crowd say when I finished my country name puns?

East Timor

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

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How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish