What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

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What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

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What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

A: It was all-oink-lusive.

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What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

How are blind kids punished by their parents?

The parents move the furniture.