What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

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What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

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Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

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What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?

The multiplication table.

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay