How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

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How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?

A: When the other tenors notice.

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

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Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

Salesperson Jokes More Salesperson Jokes

How much is this one?

The salesperson says, "It's $1000." The WASP says, "I'll take it."

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."