How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

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Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

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How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

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Why do they call it "Lipstick?

When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

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How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

How much is this one?

The salesperson says, "It's $1000." The WASP says, "I'll take it."