How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

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How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.

How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

Salesperson Jokes More Salesperson Jokes

How much is this one?

The salesperson says, "It's $1000." The WASP says, "I'll take it."

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."