How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What did pinnochio's girlfriend say when they were 69'ing?

Lie to me

Who's there ! Al ! Al who ?

Al lied !

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What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

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How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

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How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."

How much is this one?

The salesperson says, "It's $1000." The WASP says, "I'll take it."