What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

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What do you do if your computer hums?

Tell it to change its socsks!

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

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Why did Adelle cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

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What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.