What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

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What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.