What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

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Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

How does Jennifer Lopez like her cheese?

From the block.

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.