What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

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How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

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What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming