What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

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What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

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What happens when a cow jumps over a barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster