Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

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Why do cannibals never go hungry?

Because they can make themselves dinner.

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

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What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

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How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

A chronic math debater

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What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay

What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?

Elkaseltzer.