Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

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Why don't cannibals like clowns?

they taste funny!

What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes

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What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

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How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

What does Melania disagree with Donald on?

Anchor babes.

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What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay