Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

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How can you get a cannibal to go away?

Give him the finger.

What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

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What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

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What do you call a horse who disagrees with you?

Glue.

What does Melania disagree with Donald on?

Anchor babes.

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What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?

Elkaseltzer.

What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay