Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

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Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

What food are you able to can?

Cannibal (can able) food.

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Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

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How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

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What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?

Elkaseltzer.

What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin