Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

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How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.

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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

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What do you call a horse who disagrees with you?

Glue.

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

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What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay

What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin