What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

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Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

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What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

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What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!